Morgenmete is a food journal exploring the absurdity of life through the setting of breakfast. 

Not your typical food journal, Morgenmete is a bi-annual print journal covering breakfast that combines humorous writing, photography and illustrations in a sendup of curated culture. 

"Beautiful art direction, photography, and words full of fluffy, syrupy, yolky hilariousness. It's like a dish of chicken and waffles for your eyes! Morgenmete belongs on every breakfast table and/or nook in America. If there's one high-end satire magazine focusing very specifically on breakfast that's worth backing on Kickstarter, it'd be this one.”

- Hassan Ali, Creative Marketing Director at Onion Inc


After months of rigorous work, and many expensed breakfasts, Morgenmete Issue 01 is ready to head to your doorstep. Well, almost. The first issue is completed, and this campaign will help make printing a reality. For less than the price of a Sunday brunch, you can bring this vivid breakfast publication to your home. 

We're working closely with Hemlock Printers to make sure the physical journal is stunning, incredible to hold and a print piece you'll be proud to display. 

Issue 01 features new, incredible work from the following artists: Jason TravisAndy J MillerDanielle EvansTommy PerezGrace DanicoAmber VittoriaAndrea SparacioPablo Alfieriand Paloma RincónCristina VankoJosh LaFayetteFelicia ReinKaitlin BoyleLaura Lynn JohnstonJason and Natalie Hales.

From the Guy Who Brought You the Summer of Ice Cream Sandwiches

I'm an Atlanta-based art director who has made bright and colorful brand work for MailChimp, CNN, Slack, Target, Samsung and others. 

My first print explorations were crafting newspapers around a summer of ice cream sandwiches and Link in Bio, an absurd look at self-promotion. Since I was a kid, humorist writing has been with me but not until now did I embrace my inkling to explore breakfast in a satire setting. Everything has been leading me to this.

I've had published writing on CNN, VSCO and First We Feast, and TIME Magazine has named me one of the Top 50 Instagram Photographers. I spent the last two years writing 10,000 words on breakfast and learned a ton.


In Issue 01, you’ll find the following features and stories:

An Incredible True Story of One Man’s Near-Breakfast Experience
One countryman gets so close to breakfast and lives to tell his tale

The Art of Syrup: Living a Viral Lifestyle
We interview syrup artist Danielle Evans and get her advice for aspiring viral artists in the syrup-based genre

Game of Scones: A Virtual Brunch Experience
Feature story exploring the world’s first breakfast VR experience where you’re tasking on finding the perfect brunch spot for a party of 8 to seat

Sex for Breakfast
A photo essay by Paloma Rincon and Hello Playful

I’m a Normal Person Who Has a Countdown Clock in my Kitchen
Exploring the story of one man who lives like everyone else except he has a countdown clock hovering over him for breakfast

Champions of Breakfast
An original photo essay from Los Angeles photographer Jason Travis


We Leave This Planet The Same Way We Arrived: Wondering Why Turkey Bacon Exists
An original op-ed from internet superstar Josh LaFayette talking about the most polarizing breakfast item

I’m Not a Dunkin Donuts Employee, I’m a Donut Curator
We check in with a local DD employee who considers himself the ultimate donut box artist

This Isn’t Brunch, This is War. Get Your Head in the Game, Assholes. Profiles of those few who dare to get the brunch bod of their dreams.

Media Release: We Cannot Disclose the Percentage of Pulp in this Orange Juice
Breaking news on the pulp front is presented in this official media release

Best Coffee in Town: Wi-Fi Edition
Coffee is only as good as the lightning fast wi-fi connection a coffee-shop brings